WHAT IS JEJEMON?

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJE PEOPLE?

A sign that you are dealing with a JEJE person is that he or she uses low brow terms, cuss words, make senseless posts that you can barely read.
This is because
1. They can not express themselves in the English language like any normal person.
2. They insist on making themselves look dumber.
3. Their names also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese sounding word.
4. They put too many letters and symbols in every word they say even in their NAMES or ALIASES.

source : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeje


Levels of JEJEMONISM:


Mild - eow pU..MxTa pu? jejeje

Moderate- eOw pfOw,, Na M1Sz pfOu qTah! mWahXz!

Severe - 3Ow pfU!,..aN3U pfOW gW4 n3O? tX tX nUa lHarN sZa mEna GziNg pFa!

TERMINAL JEJENISM - ``3Ow pf0U m3N4 p!p0L! nUa M1Xz k0 pF0u K30 nU4n z0bR4! wUaCk k30nG M3k A4Ng4Sz sXa b0SzX nu4 tuLad kW0 ``
an active and malignant disease that cannot be cured or adequately treated and that is reasonably expected to result in the death of the jejemon." - By Dummysaurus Rex

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♥ SURIIN ANG SARILI: baka nahawa na kayo ng mga sintomas ng JEJENISM ♥

1. imbis na simpleng "hello" ang itype nagiging "e0w, eOwz" at maraming pang kakaibang spelling

2. mahilig mag sticky caps at pag tabihin ang mga VOWELS tulad ng "peO, nUa, pfOe, qOu,mea,dean"

totoong meaning ng ating ehemplo "pero, na, po, ako, maya, dyan"


3. mahilig mag baby talk sa txt at internet. bakit baby talk? kasi iniiba nila ang spelling ng mga simpleng salita at nagmimistulang baby talk ang mga sinasabi dahil tabi tabi na rin ang mga VOWELS.

"eow laham cuu, miss nua poe qkta, k8 nua mei ibva cua nuang laham tza buhaii moe. ica0 pfua r!n laman nuan puszo qou."

T_T SHEEEP NAMAN OH!

4. mahilig mag banta sa shout outs at mag yabang kung ano at meron kayo kahit wala

5. ginagawang letters ang mga numbers at ibang symbols

``~ m4h1r4pf t4ng4pf1n nUa m3i m4'AL qc4 nuAng 1bVa ~ ``

6. tinatanggal ang letter "H" sa ibang words tulad ng
" Ma'al na ma'al qta dahil bN1gay q0u la'at la'at se0!"